The Billet Article - The P.S. Its Magic (Not So Magic) Page
This article is taken from The Billet Issue - 403 - Jul 2005, Authored by Paul Sunderland
The P.S. Its Magic (Not So Magic) Page
Me again. sorry I will go away eventually!
What could I do this month I thought. Then I got it, I wasn't going to be outdone by that Jonty (Jon Harris) bloke but I thought instead of filling you with useless information, I would give you some top tips and useful advice.
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache. See I think of the well-being of my fellow BMC members!
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