The Billet Article - The P.S. Its Magic (Not So Magic) Page
This article is taken from The Billet Issue - 406 - Nov 2005, Authored by Paul Sunderland
The P.S. Its Magic (Not So Magic) Page
Hi there chaps and chapesses (I don't think that's a word really but don't tell anyone!)
With Halloween now behind us (you can take the mask off now Stevie!) and the trick or treat scams out of the way, it got me thinking once again.(yes I know that's twice in the space of a month!) Whilst shopping in ASDA, I thought of a few things I could do to cause a little bit of fun and id thought id share them with you, so here goes. (OK I had them emailed to me!!)
Set all the alarm clocks in the household department to go off at 5 minute intervals Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!" When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!" While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code3 in Household... and see what happens'. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" I did actually try one of these but can you guess which one it was? Answers on a postcard or sealed down envelope please to myself and the winner will receive free entry to the Party Night in January!
That's all from me for another month, byeeeee
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