Welcome to the roadshow on Jan 14th 2006. Right lets get to my seat because the show is starting; arrrgggghhhh! hardly any seats left! Joe King has entered the building. He has just performed the magic wash with some "HOLY" socks. The kids are enjoying the colour changing records. How funny is this? man, those funny photos were hilarious, can't stop giggling. I'm sitting really quiet, hoping that I might get picked to help the compare, he is called Ross Risdon. Awww, I didn't get picked; never mind because I really enjoyed his dream bag. I don't know how he did it, I must have been dreaming! Oh cool, the big guy is back with those enormous red shoes. I think he might be called Stevie B. What a nightmare, he has a little girl and 3 different sized ropes. I don't have any idea what he could be doing. The man with the funny red shoes has a silver sceptre looking thing and its very very naughty, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! it went up his nose HEHEHEHEHE!!!! What a devil of a hanky has he got now? it's wonderful! ow! a pop away wand just hit my head. It hurt that did! Silly man with red shoes! Aww how sweet, Ross brought a lovely teddy bear. OH NO! his leg dropped off. It's ok now because the magic man fixed it. I will be back folks, got to go get my buns and chocolates and crisps and yummmm... cheese and onion, my fave! I'm back! and so is the magic and Ross is back too. he showed us how to cross a road safely with his very own traffic lights, but they keep going the wrong way round! Oh my word, a magician has a poorly voice and guess what?? bet you cant guess! Ok I'll tell you, he needed a drink to help his poorly throat and it came out of his sleeve! Magic or what?? There is more and more magic ropes; I wonder if my skipping ropes can do that? hmmm.... The magician has just got lots of pieces of newspaper and put them together again! Wow, I'll try it before daddy reads his tonight. I'm a bit confused, because we have just lost a yellow cube...what?? its just ended up in a McDonald's bag when we first put it in this big oblong box. Wonder if McDonald's have them as their new toys? Grown up time now, they are trying to win a bottle of wine off Ken. The magician has drawn something on the board and we're trying guess what it is. I think its a worm, no a cup, no it's Bart Simpson. ARGGHHH.. his eyes are moving and his mouth is too- he's a bit cheeky!! Aww Ross showed us two lovely bunnies. I think I've caught him out, he is cheating! eh? They're yellow and red now! what's going on? hehe he fooled me! Next magician, the last one unfortunately. Well here is a puzzle for you.. What does a tangerine, potato and a ball have in common? They're all what appeared under 3 cups. Were having a guessing game, does the magician like McDonald's or Burger King? well he likes McDonald's and what size meal does he eat? I think the medium, what?? He said the supa-de-doopa meal. He showed us the straw for his drink; it's as big as Michael Jackson - WOW!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. I have to tell you what he has just done. He got a banana and a hanky and a tape told him some instructions, and he accidentally folded the banana in half and he got in a bit of trouble. I was getting ready to run a mile because he was going to throw it out of the hanky at us and to my amazement, it vanished!!! I just simply don't get it! But I guess I'll see you there next time. bye-bye x
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