The Billet Article - The P.S. Its Magic (Not So Magic) Page
This article is taken from The Billet Issue - 405 - Oct 2005, Authored by Paul Sunderland
The P.S. Its Magic (Not So Magic) Page
Did ya miss me? ok so you didn't even know I wasn't about in last months Billet, charming!!
I didn't contribute last month because I decided to do a little bit of thinking and in doing so came across a few things for us all to ponder over, and I'd like to share them with you now.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Spaghetti? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. A Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant! Now that's got ya thinking hasn't it?
I'll be back (unless you pay me!)
Paul
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